Global Warming needs a name change…

Posted on December 14th, 2007 by Mark.
Categories: Editorials.

You know, it always strikes me as kind of odd when people like Al Gore talk about saving our planet.  It’s as if he wants to detach us from the reality of it all.  I mean, do people really relate to “global warming”?  It’s such an innocuous terminology.  It’s as if we’re pushing the thermostat in our humble abodes up a degree.  Oh… ominous.  Maybe we ought to consider another approach in order to convince people that they might want to take an interest in the climate.  Instead of talking about “saving the planet” maybe a good dose of reality should be tossed into the mix.  I would propose a change in approach.  Maybe something along the lines of, “Global warming, the planet will be fine… but we’ll all be dead.”  Now that’s an attention grabber.

You see I think that the message has been diluted.  The whole saving the planet thing doesn’t compute in the small minds of the public.  You need to bring it down to their level by making it about saving themselves.  The simple fact is that people could care less about what could happen in fifty or a hundred years.  It’s just our own pathetically selfish nature that dictates what we care about.  Do we really care about future generations?  I don’t know, I see some parents that can’t even get it together for their own kids.  I see baby boomers in denial about the solvency of social security.  It seems that nobody cares about much of anything until it’s staring them in the face.

So to all of you climate conscious folks that see doom and gloom in our world’s future I say, revise your message.  Enough about “the planet”, Earth will be fine (maybe even better having purged itself of the cancer that is man).  Start talking about famine, disease, plague or even the threat of one’s gun toting neighbors going cannibal in a world in which food is in short supply.  Put a little passion into the message, even if it does take some dramatic license.  All of your nebulous facts and figures are being met with a collective yawn the world over… and it’s a shame because there is some merit in the science.  I just think you have to recognize who you’re talking to out there.  You better be holding a gun to my head if you want the focus of my life to move away from the next mortgage payment, work, the family and all of the other realities of life.  That’s just the way things are in this modern world and to ignore that while trying to change hearts and minds is stupid. 

Maybe something along the lines of “Climate Armaggedon” would stir more folks to the cause.  Considering the state of politics, that might be a winner.  That said, if the message remains as it has been previously presented we won’t act until forced to react.  Time to bring out the big guns and truly convince us of what’s coming down the road!

4 comments.

Fielding Mellish

Comment on December 15th, 2007.

You make some good points, however, in your attempts at getting the public at larges attention, you cannot mess with social security. It appears that there won’t be inordinate problems for about 25 to 30 years and after that I don’t give a rats patoot! Or is that your point?

Mark

Comment on December 15th, 2007.

Problems could arise much more quickly if our nation’s creditors stop lending us the money to run the government. Some people even believe that modern day Republicans have such a loathing for government and programs like Social Security that they are intentionally bankrupting this country. $500 billion in a war is a good start… worthless money also goes a long way!

poetryman69

Comment on December 16th, 2007.

I came across and interesting idea. Future news. Here is my attempt:

China shocks the world by revealing the first completely pollution free coal fired power plants are supplying energy to the Olympics. Every gram of carbon the plants produced is trapped and recycled.

In further news it is announced that you may save the environment by getting drunk. Distilled spirits manufacturers finally realized that they could trap and recycle CO2 produced by sour mash fermentation by adding just a little extra plumbing.

And finally, one of the largest sources of waste paper was eliminated as phone books the world over went on an “opt in” system. After it was realized that many people who communicate via cell phone and internet never even open a phone book, it was easy to cut the number of phone books produced in the world by 90%.



Mark

Comment on December 17th, 2007.

Hey Poetryman… I like it… especially the drunk part!

I never use the phonebook. I find that reverse lookup is much more efficient for stalking… and yahoo’s yellowpages list all businesses I need to contact!

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